FAQ
Are these watches affordable luxury?
Yes.
When will my watch arrive?
Good things take time…loads of time. That’s why Spaghetti Scameti watches come with guaranteed next-decade delivery. In all seriousness, because our watches come from China (like our ‘competitors’), it could take a month (or three) to turn up.
Don’t worry, we ship every watch with proof that the middleman was successfully eliminated.
Where are the middlemen that you eliminated?
I’m in the ‘construction’ business…where do you think?
My watch is broken, what do I do?
Don’t worry, it’s not a fault, it’s a feature. Spaghetti Scameti watches are designed to be inherently unique from the ground up.
If you're unhappy, you can always head to scameti.store and purchase another timepiece!
What's the warranty on my Scameti watch?
At Spaghetti Scameti, we care about our customers. That’s why we proudly offer a full 30-second warranty from the point of purchase. If you’re reading this, it’s already too late.
Can I swim while wearing my Scameti watch?
You sure can. It will almost certainly break. Then you can return to scameti.store to buy another one!
I saw a Scameti watch in a retail store, I thought you
were cutting out the middleman?
No comment.
Where are these watches made?
Our watches are painstakingly handcrafted by the world’s leading timepiece manufacturers in the horological nexus that is...China.
Is this a scam?
Unlike other watch brands, we openly admit that our watches are overly-marketed rubbish. While we’re making bucket-loads of cash, it’s not technically a scam...yet.
Legal Disclaimer – Spaghetti Scameti is a parody brand intended to make fun of the watch industry. It is an extension of Ben's Watch Club LTD. While we are legitimately now selling products, the above information is for comedic effect only.