Our Technologies
Spaghetti Scameti the definitive pioneer of wristwatch development. Here are just some of our innovations.
TinSkin 3.0 Case
The Spaghetti Scameti iCon is constructed of this advanced, precision-engineered anti-scratch-resistant alloy. It's been carefully crafted to combine minimalism with durability; breaking and scratching at the lightest touch, providing you with a new skeleton watch for you to love and cherish.
Our cases have little to no water resistance and will develop a unique, brown Iron Oxide patina when exposed to the elements. Should your watch break due to submersion, don't worry...you can always return and purchase another iCon timepiece!
Fragilite Crystal
This EXCLUSIVE off-the-shelf, in-house material may be physically and chemically identical to the mineral glass used by everyone else,
Fragilite is superior in just about every other way!
Enhanced Misalignment
New for 2023, Scameti now puts in extra effort to ensure that each watch has a unique look and feel, with enhanced misalignment of hands, logos, and markers.
Luxury Miyota Quartz Movement
Our luxury timepiece killer is powered by the industry-leading, unparalleled, rarely-used and horologically significant Miyota quartz movement.
Ignore the fact this movement costs pennies to manufacture; it's made by Citizen. Citizen is a respected watch brand…that makes us a respected watch brand!
30-Second Warranty
We've been developing the infastructure for our industry-leading 30-second warranty. It's now guaranteed to expire before you finish unboxing.
At Scameti, we never settle, so we're hoping to crack the illusive 20-second barrier by 2027.
Eternity Shipping Program
Our newest, cutting-edge development. Faster shipping leads to faster degradation of our planet.
That's why the Eternity Shipping Program ensures that your new purchase will take forever to reach you, with guaranteed next-decade delivery.
This has no correlation with our extreme cost-cutting measures…we promise.
Elimination Confirmation
We are the world's first watch brand to provide you with undeniable proof that the middleman has been eliminated. Just watch out when unboxing…it's not for the faint-hearted!
Bracelet Warping
Who needs micro-adjustment holes? Our bracelets warp out of shape as your wrist expands throughout the day, thanks to their low-grade construction.
Need additional comfort? Try skipping some meals.
Anti-Theft Design
Our world-class design team has painstakingly crafted a groundbreaking aesthetic resembling a generic, AliBaba watch.
With its unassuming appearance, criminals will never steal your affordable luxury timepiece again.
Legal Disclaimer – Spaghetti Scameti is a novelty parody brand intended to make fun of the watch industry. It is an extension of Ben's Watch Club LTD. While we are legitimately now selling products, the above story is fictional and intended for comedic effect only.