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"Here Lies The Middleman" Desert Gravestone Coaster
"Here Lies The Middleman" Desert Gravestone Coaster
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$12.00 USD
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$12.00 USD
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This cork-back coaster is a perfect match for your favorite mug! Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time...much longer than any middleman. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean
The displayed price is for a single item.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean
The displayed price is for a single item.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Materials
Materials
Whatever materials the Chinese who made this decided to use, lmao!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Eternity Shipping Program
Returns? Hahahaha, good luck.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Mine's bigger than yours!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Submerge this watch, it will die immediately. Then you can buy another.
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