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Spaghetti Scameti iCon Launch Edition

Spaghetti Scameti iCon Launch Edition

£74.97 GBP
£74.97 GBP
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"Handcrafted" in the same Chinese factory as most other fashion watches, our exclusive Spaghetti Scameti iCon collection combines cringeworthy marketing and top-tier bottom-of-the-barrel performance. Make a statement by blowing your savings while we inflate your ego with inspirational, but ultimately meaningless, quotes and jargon.

Specifications:

  • TinSkin 3.0 Case - REVOLUTIONARY anti-scratch-resistant alloy.
  • 38mm Case Diameter – REVOLUTIONARY off-the-shelf case sizing.
  • 9.5mm Thickness – REVOLUTIONARY off-the-shelf case sizing.
  • Fragilite Crystal – REVOLUTIONARY outsourced "in-house" dial protection.
  • Luxury JAPANESE Citizen Miyota Quartz Movement – REVOLUTIONARY Rolex-killing performance.
  • 0ATM/0m Water Resistance Rating – REVOLUTIONARY Planned Obsolescence.

Exclusive Features:

  • 30-Second Warranty – Guaranteed to run out before you finish unboxing.
  • Eternity Shipping Program – Visionary next-decade delivery. If outside of the UK, your package will be classified as Delivered Duties Unpaid (DDU). You may owe customs duties and VAT in your country. If so, you may be contacted by your customs agency.
  • Certificate of Authenticity – The ultimate narcissism-enhancement device.
  • Middleman Elimination Confirmed - Undeniable evidence the middleman has been obliterated.

Materials

Whatever materials the Chinese who made this decided to use, lmao!

Shipping & Returns

Eternity Shipping Program
Returns? Hahahaha, good luck.

Dimensions

Mine's bigger than yours!

Care Instructions

Submerge this watch, it will die immediately. Then you can buy another.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 113 reviews
91%
(103)
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5%
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Elie Saba
As advertised

It even got lost in the mail like the description said, great watch, it's so nice I don't even want to wear it

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Paul
Saviour of the human race.

This watch is so good it will save the human race and bring balance to the world.

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Riccardo Onano
Fantastic

I love ben and this Watch its fantastic. It seems luxury for just few dollars. The only problem are taxes for people outside il

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Rchard Rashid
Greatest watch on Earth.

After selling my Lamborghini so that you can buy a Lamborghini was the greatest decision I have ever made. These watches are amazing, thank you for the opportunity to own such a time piece. Shipping stated it might take a while but it was actually pretty quick thanks to the queens Royal mail. Wait she is dead, I mean thanks to the Royal mail.

C
C.K.

It has everything you want. An hour hand, a minute hand, and even a second hand!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 113 reviews
91%
(103)
2%
(2)
0%
(0)
2%
(2)
5%
(6)
98.1
E
Elie Saba
As advertised

It even got lost in the mail like the description said, great watch, it's so nice I don't even want to wear it

P
Paul
Saviour of the human race.

This watch is so good it will save the human race and bring balance to the world.

R
Riccardo Onano
Fantastic

I love ben and this Watch its fantastic. It seems luxury for just few dollars. The only problem are taxes for people outside il

R
Rchard Rashid
Greatest watch on Earth.

After selling my Lamborghini so that you can buy a Lamborghini was the greatest decision I have ever made. These watches are amazing, thank you for the opportunity to own such a time piece. Shipping stated it might take a while but it was actually pretty quick thanks to the queens Royal mail. Wait she is dead, I mean thanks to the Royal mail.

C
C.K.

It has everything you want. An hour hand, a minute hand, and even a second hand!

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